I wish this were true
People keep trying to make me do things that I do not want to do. I hate said people. The other day I wanted to stay home by myself and read some contemporary spirituality texts but was informally forced to attend a pseudo-function in honor of somebody I try to avoid. So, rather begrudgingly, I put pants on and went. And then I took my pants off, and people asked me to leave. I win.
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I personally would be sad if I took my pants off and people asked me to leave... but that's just me.
Obviously, you need to join a "no pants club." I think Leslie has the information you need.
No, I have information on the SWEATpants club not the NO pants club!
Sweatpants, having an elastic waist, are the closest thing we've got right now. It's going to have to do.
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